Let me say...

What If I grow my mustache and shave my head?

What if I start playing football and working from 7 to 5 pm?

What if I say goodbye to French fries and triple bacon burgers with cheese?

What If I start wearing ties and some old fashioned pants?

What If I go from independent jazz to elevator music?

What if I get married and have 4 children, none of them boys?

What If I fall to the floor and choose to never stand up?

Let me say

I’ll grow my mustache and shave my head, because I think it’s cool

But you’ll never see me working at an office or playing football

I love French fries and triple bacon burgers with cheese so much

So giving them away is not going to be my choice

I hate wearing ties, but I love oldfashined pants and I’ll never quit on jazz

I don’t believe in marriage and I’m planning to adopt

And if I ever fall and never stand up,

Is only because

I found a mine of gold.