Somebody's Description

What an actor you must be
Making everyone believe
Reading your lines so carefully
That everyone has to agree
I said, “What an actor you must be”

What a writer you must be
Making from your life one great script
Putting words on everybody’s mouth
And pouring the blame in someone else’s glass
I said, “What a writer you must be”

What a director you must be
Leading everybody to the edge of the cliff
Having the last call on nudity scenes
And deciding how the end is going to be
I said, “What a director you must be”

This is the movie I’m directing
Based on the script that I wrote
And though I’m not the only actor
This is for nobody else but my own